I will never wear pants again

So I will not dive into what has all been happening with me and the play. I would apologize to my friends at church who I haven't seen in a while because I miss you all and you should all come and see the play Thursday Night the 7. But here is a funny story which I think will make you all laugh. So I have to dress in all black for Run Crew so you don't see me as well. Well I got home and had to go to the bathroom after holding it a little, so I tried to take my pants off. Well the zipper had gotten stuck in the fabric. I said something to the degree of "Oh great" so I tried to just use force, well that didn't work because it was really stuck in there, so I tried force again. By this time I needed to go to the bathroom and I am fighting with my pants. I try to bring the zipper back up, well it won't move either way, the fabric is just locked in there. I am freaking out right about now because I really needed to go, so I try to just try to slip out, well that doesn' work. So I am stuck in my pants, my bladder about to explode and I keep on trying to tear this zipper open. So finally I grab both sides and pull as hard as I can. Still doesn' move, I said, I don't care I want to go to use the toliet. So I grabbed the scissors and was going to cut but it really couldn't get in there (mind you, these are Shane's pants) so I try pulling it apart one last time, and the fabric tears right next to the zipper, which is just enough for me to slip out of my pants. I then come back and get the fabric out of the zipper but now it metal zipper line has been torn in half, so spend like 15 minutes getting the zipper back on then I try to see if they will still work and it falls off again. I spend another 20 minutes getting it back on and tape it so that it won't come down. That is my story, I hope you all died of laughter.