Hilarious Book Club (I sometimes wonder how smart AP students really are?)

(Talking about "Rape Fantasies" for Great books club which I went to for extra credit.)
(Talking about something completely different than what I thought)
Ms. Chumley: ...and you can now go around and just buy them where ever you want.
(Coming back from my own little world)
Me: Rapists?

Me: She wants to me a complete stranger and have a life changing experience or enlightenment, so instead of doing like a blind date or going on the internet she decides "Well getting raped is the best solution."

Me: She needs a dog. It is the maternal instincts, I would say get her a kid, but I wouldn't trust her with one of those. Yeah a dog is what she needs.

Mike: She got raped!
Me: Yes because that is the most logical answer, "she must have been raped."
Mike: Darlene raped her!
Andrew: No it was Derrek, because she remembered his shoes.
Me: Is it possible she wasn't raped.
Ms. Chumley: Maybe Derrek is Darlene.
Jill: She has a real attachment to her mother.
Me: So she was raped by her best friend Darlene who is really the elevator guy Derrek who is really her mother who faked her death. Yes, I completely thought that was where the author was going with this piece. (sarcasm)

Girl: Yeah guys are a lot more confrontational and if you say something about their moms they will just punch you, while girls will give you dirty looks.
Ms. Chumley:Let's just have a cat fight and find out.
Me: Okay test trial. 2 girls in the middle. Neil and I in the arena too. Hey Neil, Your Mom Is An Idiot! Do you feel like punching me now?

Me: It is obvious that she is mentally disturbed unless girls really do have fantasies about getting raped, which would sort of wierd me out and I would rather not like to think about that right now.