Prom, Blood, Bathrooms, sounds like a perverted horror film

Let us begin from the very beginning: Sitting in Phil's car driving to Park Meadows considering Prom dates. Then suddenly Chloe (suddenly susan ha!) came to mind but after some consideration (admonishing from my mother) I waited to ask. Jessica said I should, and I told more people, and everyone thought it would be a wonderful idea! Well I wait, and wait and wait, till I eventually get death threats from girls for not asking her. I finally decide to ask her my giving her 4 contracts and she uses her stamp of disapproval (it only have one "P" and inside joke) the first was a Nice Yes, then a Nice No, then a Mean No, then a Mean Yes. Well I give it to Goldson to give to her, then theatre ensemble rolls around and she says nothing FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF!!! Well I go home and moap around the house, my mom gives me a pep talk and I get over it, thursday I do not see her, and then friday.
Friday, I go into theatre and there on my desk is a bloody hammer and note.



Well it is from Chloe and let me type you out the message...

Austin
This is as close as I could get to writing in blood. So get over it! First of all I heart you and your sassy gestures (inside joke). I'm sorry I had to "disaprove" (sic)(ooo vocab) but you made it too much fun. If I wanted to go with anyone to Prom, you'd be the one I'd go with, but I don't. Anywho I'm just a crazy murderer...Oh and to make up for it... heres a hammer you can kill me will...it was the bird's fault.
Chloe
The entire joke is that she is a crazy murderer in our theatre movie, so suddenly I found myself without a date (and I wasn't too sad because Chloe is still coming with out group and she rocks!). However, there was blood all over the desk, well Ely Bowbly decided to sit right on top of the blood (food coloring). Now for those of you who do not understand the female anatomy this will not be as funny, but it looked as if Ely needed some "help". She runs to the bathroom with Shannon and from that point I will have to refer to how they told the story. "We sat there washing her butt with water as she sat on the counter right in front of the sink. We realized that we were not going to get anymore out after about 5 minutes so we tired to dry her pants. Well here is Ely with sticking her butt up in the air so the blow dry with hit it and Shannon trying to dry her butt with paper towels, so it was kind of funny. But then girls kept on walking in and here they see these 2 girls, one with her butt in the air and the other rubbing it with paper towels. We got some strange looks." Needless to say I we were dying of laughter! I had thought about asking someone else and I already sort of did, but that is for another post.