Quotes I stole from someone else's blog.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. -- Chris Rock

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. -- Jerry Seinfield

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -- Douglas Adams

A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Charlie Chaplin

I don’t run from you, I walk slowly, and you don’t care enough to stop me

people are gonna dissapoint you. i get that... i kind of expect that, but i dont know, what if you wake up one day and realize that you're the dissapointment.