One of my reasons for keeping Jessica around

1. Her hilarious cynical comments. (from a survey Phil bulletined or whatever myspace does.)
Post: -- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes
Jessica: (Unless you go to my school, in which case we are all "playaz")(and I love how "everyone gets a little horny sometimes" is an excuse for taking advantage of someone. I should start using that. "Yeah, sorry I didn't write my paper, but y'know, everyone gets a little horny sometimes")