Saturday, April 08, 2006

Stole the idea from Katie.

Google "(Your Name) needs"

Austin needs ...

a new mexican restaurant.
your help!
an overhaul.
dollars and donations.
a family that can support him as he learns strong, healthy boundaries.
a supervised, supportive home with loving
more unproductive trouble.
a better central library
police and firefighter forces that have the pride and commitment
surgery for bladder stones
to keep up with other places that lure filmmakers
your help NOW!
to build up, not out. (Amen)
to SEE, HEAR, TOUCH the aspects of the decade.
structure
you!
locals to cheer for, and slam poetry
something to boost his image
to swallow the bitter pill
to leave, 16 years old, Male, FORT KNOX, KENTUCKY, US, I'm pissed off 90% of the time. enjoi.

6 Comments:

At 8:06 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Unproductive trouble... hmm...

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Chelsea said...

Or my favorite is to google "(Your Name) looks like" and see what it says.

Or google the word "failure" and then click I'm feeling lucky and it goes to a biography of George Bush, hehe.

First one I read that actually made sense: "Chelsea needs help with reading comprehension on the sentence level where the syntax or word order doesn't register meaning."

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Dr. Austiagon said...

google "French Victories" and then click on the first site. Read the "Did you mean:..." it is pretty funny.

 
At 5:47 AM, Blogger Peche said...

AUSTIN what do you need help with

I will help you

lol

 
At 10:35 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Austin you need to update.

 
At 12:16 AM, Blogger Peche said...

Austin needs.....

....a new post.

 

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