Adventures in the Durango

Austin: Which one his your brother?
Jessica: He is the one who is walking all funny, don’t talk to him.
(As I drive by I honk at him and he jumps and turns around and freaks out as I wave and smile)
Jessica: Great Austin.
Austin: What I didn’t say anything.

(Jessica’s brother is right next to my car as I am trying to leave.)
Austin: step away from the car, I don’t feel like murdering anyone today.