Definate 10 funniest moments of my life material but no one else will get it and will probably think I am just a pervert loser.

I just remembered this story while I was talking to Bethany tonight and it is one of those, "you had to be there," but I am determined to try and get it across.

So in the play Bethany played the slutty girl who sleeps with the first guy who knocks on her door. Well he dress, we will say, was more revealing than the usual modest clothing that she wears. (yay, Beth is not a slut in real life.) So she is sitting in the green room ("back room" for the theatrically challenged) getting her hair done or something and I am just sitting there talking with her LOOKING AT HER FACE, while she says something to the degree of "Wow, I have boobs, I wonder where have they been all this time?" while she continues to look down at them. She continues to comment a little more and then looks up kinda of fast. *fast note: Matt Plamp is a really shy tech kid who is the stage manager of the show, and he is a cool kid but I am not sure how much confidence he has and gets embarrassed REALLY easily.* Beth looks up and catches him out of the corner of his eye looking at her breasts. So Beth being the very out-spoken, spontaneous, theatrical person, starts yelling something to the degree of "I saw you looking at my boobs! I saw you! You were looking at my boobs!" and she sticks out her arm pointing at him as if to challenge him to a duel and keeps on shouting this as everyone (which is about 15 people) turns and stares at Matt and he turns bright beat red and runs out of the room as she continues to yell in her "Beth Distress" voice (which is really funny) and everyone starts cracking up as he runs out because Beth really wasn't angry (as far as I know) and she wasn't shouting as if she was angry (as far as I know) but he is sooooo shy and Beth acted so theatrical about it and it has to be one of the funniest moments ever and I told Beth that she needs to do it more often. *note: Matt was fine, Beth was fine, and everyone thought it was funny because of the way Beth handled it.*

That is my story, only the people who were there (aka Jessica) are probably laughing right now, but it was absolutely hilarious and it had to be told.