Just the Two of Us

After much prompting and complaining here is my attempt to post:

Chole and I were assigned the job of taking this television (average sized) out to Mrs. Smith's car so that she could bring it to the Theatre Conference. Well it was on a rolly hickamudo (my new word) and Mr. Goldson told us that she had an Altima. Well keep in mind I care nothing for cars and niether does Chole, so we begin walking up and down the upper school parking lot looking for an Altima, and as far as we knew, we were pretty sure it was a compact car. Well I am looking for a car that is spelled "U"ltima because if the english language functioned properly that is the way it would be spelled. Eventually we find the car, mostly because we new it was black and we figured out that "A" can make a "U" sound. We open her trunk and Chole is convinced that the television will fit, and I am convinced it won't, partially to prove her wrong and partially because she is a senior and mostly because she is Chole, I try. Now if you have ever tried to pick up a TV with only your hands and no help (thank you Chole) it is horrendously difficult. So I get it to sit on the trunk and I say "It won't go in." and she moves some stuff around and I repeat, "Chole, it doesn't matter if you take everything out, it won't fit." She then continues to open up the side back door and I try to lift the TV over there, mind you this entire time Chole is laughing uncontrolably at me and the TV, well after some quick yoga action to get it in the car it keeps falling over. We eventually seat belt the TV in and I take a Cup a Noodle from Mrs. Smith's car as payment (unfortanetly it was disgusting). We then go on our way back to school, and Chole, after all her hard work, sits on the rolly hickamudo and I continue to push her. We get on the subject of what would happen if the hickamudo fell over and how she would snap her neck and become a parapalegic. I told her how sad I would be, because people would say stupid things and she would try and say something but all we would hear would be "grable frable mouable dearlbe terealbe etc..." and how we would turn to her and say "Oh silly Chole you don't know what your talking about" and we would miss out on her wonderful sarcasim. Well to say the least, every time I see Chole now, she makes the funny sounds at me, and they are so beautiful I do no know how to describe them to you. (end)