Be My Valentine.

In honor of the up coming Single's Awareness Day in a couple of weeks, I have posted some funny sayings you can put on the inside wrapper of the chocolate hearts. Try some and see how they go over.

I hate you.

I am twice your age.

I love your mother.

I am going to kill you.

Your drink is poisoned.

I wish I was blind.

I am 47.

Look behind you.

Shut up. Please!

I have HIV.

I want to make tire tracks on your face.

I want you to die.

Beat me.

Go away, NOW!

I bet your mother didn't love you.

You smell like a mix of wet dog and digested taco bell.

I have a secret.

I am married.

Do you go for transvestites?

Would you like to be my 9 th wife?

Your sister is hot, really hot.

Being with you is like stabbing myself in the eyes with sharp pencils.

You are as fun as stabbing my knee with an ice pick, repeatedly.

Herpes kills.

We are all going to die anyway.

You don't have a chance.

I eat live bats.

Dump me.

You're ugly.

I am cheating on you.

I can't see around you.

We go together like a fork and electric socket.

My dad can beat up your dad.

Who are you?

What is your last name?

Is this legal?

You remind me of my grandma.

If someone gave me a trillion dollars every time I saw you, it wouldn't be worth it.

Pessimist Hearts.

I think this was a mistake.

I think your a mistake.

I wish I had Nuclear weapon to use on you.

Quasimodo

I am stalking you.

Your soul is mine.

Don't look at me.

I curse you in the name of Cabal

I bet you like Nazis.

Pleace focus your eyes above the neck.

I like duct tape.

Do you like hairy backs?

I am lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Comment anymore that you belive are worthy of the list.

(I give credit to random people that know one knows)