Monday, February 07, 2005

Silence of the idiots

I have decided that teenage girls who go to see Phatom of the Opera to sing along with it, should all be shot. Now I know this sounds harsh and cruel, but really, isn't it necessary when you have a random girl who cannot sing but thinks she can, sing through half of the songs annoying you and destroying a wonderful work of art, merely because her raging hormones control her mind so that she is incapable of not singing along with Angel of Music. But the gentle annihilation of all idiot girls at movie theatres would better everyone's life. First there is the instant gratification of silence, then later in life when they are older with children they would be kind enough to either stay at home or get a babysitter, and then the stupid jocks who marry them would either have to get smart and realize that stupid girls who sing along with movies are not worth marrying, or simply not get married then they would not reproduce saving the world a lot of time and effort with stupid people who file lawsuits against girls who make them cookies (see jessica's blog). That is my rant, and I believe that congress should take it under careful consideration.

6 Comments:

At 8:47 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Well, when you're going to see Phantom of the Opera, usually you're going to it to hear the people in it sing... not other members of the audience.

We were surrounded by these singing girls. It wasn't what I would call an "ideal movie viewing eenvironment."

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Sara without an H said...

so i was thinking after what I saw on sarah's blog about the ring... well i want a bf to take me to phantom of the opera for a date... and eventually i think it would be insanely AWESOME if you got to see the real opera and then at desert, the guy proposed.


i don't think about that kinda stuff to often, but sarah's blog made it hard not to...

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger JC said...

Oh my God, that post was one long sentence.

Kind of.

"commmme to me aaaangel of MUUUUSIIIIIIC"

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

I can totally see how Sara's comment relates to this post.

Oh wait, no I can't...

 
At 7:50 PM, Blogger Dr. Austiagon said...

Well tickets for the one coming in December at the Buell are going on sale in June I think, so you just have to find the person you are suppose to marry by then. I will be sitting and watching it too because I and determined to see it again at the Buell. IT WAS AMAZING!

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Sara without an H said...

shut up, just cause i'm random... jk

and don't worry austin, i've already got him, i just have to talk him into it...

shouldn't be too hard.

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