The world on laughing gas

Brittany(sp?): Yeah my english teacher is pregnant but she made me angry so I chewed her out.
Logan: You should have made fun of her baby. "Who's the father? Darth Maul?"

(I can't belive that I have never posted this)
(Walking up and down 16th mall at night with Chole,Jessica,Amy and other people.)
Amy:Austin you don't have to walk back with me.
Me: Yeah I do.
Amy: Why do you think I am going to get raped?
Me: Well you are the most likely canidate seeing as how you're the smallest. It is not like they will rape Chole.
Jessica: That's nice Austin, is Chole too ugly to rape?
Me: No, too sarcastic.
Chole: Yeah if anyone tried to rape me I would probably say something like "What do you think you are going to do to me with THAT?" (condescending tone as if you imply smallness.)