How you doin'?

Pick-up Lines
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I have only three months to live. ..
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
(my favorite) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
(You don't get much worse than this one)Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. (sorry this one was just too funny)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
(i bet this one works) I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.