Chemistry in the morning

Hartig: Have you ever noticed that it is "Smokey the Bear" but "Easter Bunny"?
Mandy: That is because Easter is not his name, it is his title. He could be Wilburt for all we know.
(later)
Emmy: Think what kind of crazy speices there are going to be in the future if bunnies are laying eggs.
Me: The bunnies are not laying the eggs, it is the chickens in the back of the factory.
Emmy: So it is like sweatshop with whips and evil overlord bunnies.
Me: Exactly, that is the real meaning of Easter.
Hartig: In New Zealand a zebra hatched an egg that turned out to be a donkey.
Me: Is that why you are my chemistry and not biology.

Jamaican for marjuana: (at least according to Hartig) Ganja

So there was a girl behind me ordering drugs with her debit card over the phone, but I had to delete this really fast because she started reading my post and I got scared she would hurt me because she is Canadian.