Funny Quotes From Conference

This one is a lot like one last year. (I was in Jessica/Casey/Amanda/Casey's room with Jessica, Amy opens the door.)
Voice (I assume to be someone from Mt. Vista): What is going on in there?
Austin: Hot Sex.
(I would later find out it was Amy's new boyfriend)

(Walking to the door to check on Amy in the hall and make sure her 2 of her new "friends" knew that there was a guy in the room behind her. They were talking about the girls from Mt. Vista because one of the guys wanted to find some girls for his friends (now you know why I was being protective)).
Amy (askin one of the guys): So you want me to talk to one of my girl friends for you?
Random guy: No, its okay, I like guys.
(It was at this unfortunate moment I opened the door just barely hearing the last sentence.)
**Strange Silence**
Me: Um, Amy, I am going to go get some ice. I'll be back.

(Note: Jessica had been hit on by this guy at the dance (while I wasn't watching!). On the bus about to go home.)
Debbie: Hey Jessica, some guy told me to give you this!
(Jessica opens the note and it has a guys number on it.)
Everyone on the bus: **aw/oh Jessica/JC your a pimp**
Me: What is the name?
Jessica: Cooper.
Me: That was actually the guy Shannon was dancing with.
(Jessica hands the note to Shannon while everyone is laughing about the new discovery)
Jessica: Story of my life, Shannon gets the guy.

(Next few quotes dedicated to The Importance of Being Earnest, the longest show ever!)
Mr. Leydon: Yeah I left after intermission.
Me: Which intermission?
Mr. Leydon: Dear God, there was a 3rd act? How did you guys survive?

Debbie: Yeah I tried to kill myself 3 times in each act. That's 9 times!

Me: I am pretty sure this show is trying to kill us.

(Jessamyn was the funniest person to sit by during this show but I was laughing so hard at her comments I couldn't remember any others.)
Jessa: This show puts a severe damper on my will to live.