I think I might have posted these already

(Talking about Buddhism)
Ms. Schuester: You can't be attachted to anything or else it will just hurt you. Like if I had been attachted to my husband when he became my ex I might have done something desperate (pause) like slash his tires.

(Talking about reincarnation)
Ms. Schuester: I don't know why I am ADHD it is just something that came from the last life.

Me: Brent hit is head on the island last night.
Phil: Was it an accident.
Me: No, Phil, he did it on purpose.