The City of Jefferson

So at the banquet dinner my city kind of decided everyone's future in the next 20 or 30 years.
Austin- Our lives will be a TV special and I am the narrator who cannot stop touching his hair.
Cory - Begins the world's newest world religion "The virgin's of Zeus" and is the leader of the new faith.
Sam- Becomes a preacher but then gives up when (something about Abby (his girlfriend) happens)
Tyler - Begins WWIII while trying to advance his own political career but redeems himself by creating peace in the Middle East after the war ends.
Alex - I forget, something about GA
Zach - In an ironic turn of events he becomes the head of the INS and rounds up not only all illegal immigrants in our nation but goes into mexico and gets all the mexicans who were going to come over.
Aaron- (we had 2) Sits in his parents basement and is recognized as the most uninfluential person in the world or... in an ironic change of events becomes Zach's greatest opposition by creating an underground railroad for illegal immigrants and the number 1 protestor of INS all while living in his parents basement.
Casey - I forgot Casey's, I think he became the leader of the Klu Klux Klan or something.
Doug - Doug becomes the first man to help host The View and then begins his own show called Dr. Doug.
Jerrett - Owns his own golf course and spends all of his time chasing kids off of his golf carts. (Ironic)
Matt - Something like he becomes the world's tallest basketball player and the coolest but never scores any points?
Grant - Becomes the CEO of every company in the United States or something and ends up ruling the world.
Mike - Becomes the next Will Farrell (even though he looks just like Jack Black) and becomes the one of the top comedians ever. ( props to him because he has seen Anchorman 42 or 44 times, not exaggerating)
Devon- Not quite sure how he got this one but he becomes a Manager at Wendys, and I believe that is it.
Dan- He becomes top general and rocks at every military position there is before finally beomcoming president, winning, but then not running for a second term, and helps Grant run the world.
Colin - I believe he becomes the moocher and begs for money from each of us.
Jeremy - Becomes the mayor of a 100 person city.