Ego Boost for Jessica

I was wandering my school's website, as I have been known to do, and discovered the amazing pictures with Casey (Choir), Jessamyn (Dances), Lauren (Student Life), and Jessica (Theatre).

I thought it was funny, and I was tired of looking at the other one.

It is even better because it has a flowchart

I hope this entertains you the entire time I am gone.

Austin McElyea: Don'tcha wish your grandpa was HOT like ME!

If only I was as cool as these people.

Why Americans are so fat.
For sappy girls who would find this cute and find me wonderful for posting it.

For those lucky people not on myspace, here is "a use less survey because I am senioritis."

(Disclaimer: I forgot all the rules of english grammer while writing this last night. Then again I never really knew them in the first place.) (I was going to put this at the end, then I realized how many parents read blogs. This is sarcastic and a joke with the occasional serious answer. When I get moody I fill out angry surveys and they seem to come out funny. The only real answers are like 1,3,4,6,8 and anything about Kate, except the stalker videos. I stopped that after the police caught up with me.)

51 things you might not know about me (But you probably do because these questions are all on every other survey that exists and there is at least one question on here that is repeated three times.)
1. What is your middle name?
Paul
2. Last person you kissed?
Alex Trow (At least while sober)
3. What are you listening to right now?
Medly: Somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world
4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
Home-55 (Contrary to popular belief, I don't have a cell phone)
5. What was the last thing you ate?
A baby
6. Last person you hugged:
Brittany (I think)
7. How is the weather right now?
cold and rainy. Allegedly, it is going to snow tonight.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Connor or shane
9. The first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
money
10. Favorite type of Food?
ice cream
11. Do you drink?
Only before smoking pot
12. Do you smoke?
Only when on fire.
13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did?
no, I video tape everything I do so I can watch it later.
14. Hair color?
black... like my heart
15. Eye color?
poop
16. Do you wear contacts?
except while driving
17. Favorite Holiday?
Phil's Birthday
18. Favorite Month?
Months in the fall
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
sure, why not.
20. Last movie you watched?
Alien vs Care bears
28. Who is least likely to respond?
people without a computer
29. What books are you reading?
I am illiterate
30. Piercings?
I stabbed myself with a knife once, does that count?
31. Favorite movie?
My collection of stalker videotapes of Kate Schnebly.
32. Favorite basketball Team?
Go My Favorite Sports Team!!!
33.What were you doing before filling this out?
Avoiding homework, wait wait, that is what I am doing right now.
34. Any pets?
Waldo, my pet cat in Anatomy/Phisology.
35. AIM?
When it does not life threat.
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Kettled
37. Dogs or cat?
cats taste better
38. Favorite Flower?
Snap dragons
39. Have you ever been caught doing something you werent supposed to?
I was caught shooting up in Astronomy but Pride didn't care.
40. Are you single or taken?
my wife tried to kill me with a hammer so I think I might be avaible now.
41. Have you ever loved someone?
No, never, I have gone through my entire life hating everyone I have met.
42. Who would you like to see right now?
seriously, kate.
43. Are you still friends with your ex?
Visit their graves every night.
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
Only with the intent to kill.
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
It's against my religion.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Teleknesis solved that problem.
47. If you can be with someone right now, who would it be?
Kate
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
However many the girl has on her bed.
49. Are you missing someone?
My work ethic.
50. Do you have a tattoo?
no, just bullet and hammer wounds.
51. Do you still watch cartoons on saturday mornings?
I tape them and watch them on sunday that way I can exclude people from my "sunday morning cartoons" club. You know you wish you were in it.

Did anybody else notice the absence of questions from 21-27?

What we do in US Economics.

And people think we do nothing! This is one of the most exciting and addictive things I have found in school.