Updatizzle

As an update to my LOTR gaming, I am at 70%, I am in Minas Tirith which is 7 chapter out of 9 so I do wonder how much gaming is in the last chapters if 30% of it is in the last part of the game. (under further analysis I have discovered that the previous sentence made no sence, but I am to lazy to decript it for you.)

Nerd= Never Ending Radical Dude

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The anti-christ isn't coming, HE IS ALREADY HERE!

Before I thought they were crazy, but after this, it MUST BE TRUE!
Barney = Cute Purple Dinosaur
In latin, the "u" would be a "v" so...
Cvte Pvrple Dinosavr
Now extract all of the roman numerals...
C V V L D I V
100+5+5+50+500+1+5=
666
I must give credit to my world religions class for finding this one, this is actually highly productive considering my world religions class. It is once again proof that A. you never know who it may be B. America and the world in general has sunk to such a low level that we waste our lives finding this stuff.

Be My Valentine.

In honor of the up coming Single's Awareness Day in a couple of weeks, I have posted some funny sayings you can put on the inside wrapper of the chocolate hearts. Try some and see how they go over.

I hate you.

I am twice your age.

I love your mother.

I am going to kill you.

Your drink is poisoned.

I wish I was blind.

I am 47.

Look behind you.

Shut up. Please!

I have HIV.

I want to make tire tracks on your face.

I want you to die.

Beat me.

Go away, NOW!

I bet your mother didn't love you.

You smell like a mix of wet dog and digested taco bell.

I have a secret.

I am married.

Do you go for transvestites?

Would you like to be my 9 th wife?

Your sister is hot, really hot.

Being with you is like stabbing myself in the eyes with sharp pencils.

You are as fun as stabbing my knee with an ice pick, repeatedly.

Herpes kills.

We are all going to die anyway.

You don't have a chance.

I eat live bats.

Dump me.

You're ugly.

I am cheating on you.

I can't see around you.

We go together like a fork and electric socket.

My dad can beat up your dad.

Who are you?

What is your last name?

Is this legal?

You remind me of my grandma.

If someone gave me a trillion dollars every time I saw you, it wouldn't be worth it.

Pessimist Hearts.

I think this was a mistake.

I think your a mistake.

I wish I had Nuclear weapon to use on you.

Quasimodo

I am stalking you.

Your soul is mine.

Don't look at me.

I curse you in the name of Cabal

I bet you like Nazis.

Pleace focus your eyes above the neck.

I like duct tape.

Do you like hairy backs?

I am lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Comment anymore that you belive are worthy of the list.

(I give credit to random people that know one knows)

Randomnization

Yo word, I am here in world religions hanging with David Haron and watching the Fiddler on the Roof. I am sooooooooooooo excited for the weekend, do something different and creative. Shout out to Schuester, keep it real.

If a "point" means that you have something to say, then I would consider this post pretty flat.

I ran on a treadmill at the recreational center for 30 min, at a speed of 6, my average heart rate was 107, I burned 417 calories, for a period of 5 minutes I could not feel my legs. I am now officially a part of National Honors Soceity after they almost kicked me out for not paying dues. I went to scouts, I stayed the whole time, I raised my voice at some stupid kids and realized how fun it was. I have been told thrice this week that I am not in a good mood, umm, I hope all the activities blew off some steam.

jarjarjar

Relient K nerd: how are things with you?
Dramaboy57: Well my brother just came back from Bolivia with a Siberian Huskey puppy so I am kinda happy
Relient K nerd: you know what else?
Dramaboy57: ?
Relient K nerd: you just won the "MOST RANDOM GOOD NEWS EVER AWARD"