What I Learned from/about the Power Rangers

Power Rangers can be kicked, punched, thrown on the pavement, shot, survive massive explosions and jump off of buildings...but the moment they fall off a balance beam in a tournament they are immediately taken to the emergency room and are kept in the hospital for a week.

It doesn't matter if the bad guys know what you look like without a mask on because they are not smart enough to find you while you are walking around with friends.

All battles occur in the middle of the afternoon.

The secret headquarters of the Power Rangers is really an abadonded observatory next to some houses in southern california. It is filled with nothing but a lots of flashing lights, buttons, and a strange floating head.

You can put a skeleton to sleep by massaging its bones.

Teens spend 80% of their lives at "Youth Centers" just eating food and drinking shakes.

Evil villians keep their most precious treasures in the same room as the jail cell.

The 90s were filled with some strange clothes.

Monsters do not feel pain when kicked in the chest, but will wail and scream if you step on their foot.

If being chased by an evil witch merely place a small table between you and them. They will have no idea how to get to you.

Gymnastic tournaments are held in the dark with only a strange glow from the background to light the areana.

The geek never gets credit for anything and always gets blamed when a plan fails, but whenever there is a problem everyone looks to him to fix it.

Pink rangers must be white and yellow rangers must be ethnic.

As the red ranger you are only allowed to wear red muscle shirts EVERYWHERE!

While on the subject, as a ranger you are only allowed to wear your color of clothing.

4 City blocks worth of buildings being destroyed and probably hundreds of people killed is considered "A Good Job."

Apparently world domination begins in southern california in the city of Angel Grove. To begin anywhere else would just be foolish.

Anywhere in large cities like "Angel Grove" can be reached in a 5 minute run.

Clearly winning the "Pan World Gynamstics Championship" is more important than saving the world.

Stole the idea from Katie.

Google "(Your Name) needs"

Austin needs ...

a new mexican restaurant.
your help!
an overhaul.
dollars and donations.
a family that can support him as he learns strong, healthy boundaries.
a supervised, supportive home with loving
more unproductive trouble.
a better central library
police and firefighter forces that have the pride and commitment
surgery for bladder stones
to keep up with other places that lure filmmakers
your help NOW!
to build up, not out. (Amen)
to SEE, HEAR, TOUCH the aspects of the decade.
structure
you!
locals to cheer for, and slam poetry
something to boost his image
to swallow the bitter pill
to leave, 16 years old, Male, FORT KNOX, KENTUCKY, US, I'm pissed off 90% of the time. enjoi.

I would like to introduce everyone to my Tuxedo for Prom (because it would not link)

Go to...
The Men's Wearhouse

Then...

Jacket Style...
Joseph and Feiss White 4-Button Tuxedo

Shirt Style...
White Pique Wing Collar

Vest Style...
Leaf Vest (It is on the second page.)
(Fifth Color)

Shoe Vest...
Ivory Round Toe Tuxedo Shoe

And only $52 with the 10% discount for Prom! Hazza for cheap! I got home from my physical (by the way they stuck me with another shot called TB) they have to test to see if I have ever had Tuberculosis. So they put dead Tuberculosis protein in my arm and if it starts to swell they I have had Tuberculosis before. I grew an inch, which made me happy.

Anyways, I went over with my dad and I wanted to do the same style that Shane had done for his senior prom when he went with Catherine. I got some pretty nice silver cuffs too. Then you can put the pictures next to each other and try and guess which brother is which. Another to check off my list.

How I feel about statistics.

Do this

Because I asked you to.
And do not just be nice, I am really curious.