Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Where do we go from here?

At the risk of setting people against eachother, my curiousity wants to know.
The two plans for ground-zero of Sept. 11, 2001 is either.
A. A freedom tower, designed to be the tallest in the world.
B. A memorial park.
What do you favor? Why?

Monday, June 27, 2005

Surprisingly entertaining

1. Celebs
2. Cool Stuff
3. Wacko for Jacko
(The third one is a hilarious video and here are some quotes)
When the trial is over we can never really know whether he is innocent and guilty, the only thing we can know is that he's guilty.
Tainted love.
He is not the only fasion victim.
The only thing we know for sure he molested is his nose.
That was a dude.
You don't talk to dogs? Oh I understand, you don't want to comprimise your dignity.
You reporters feed on human misery.
Why was Micheal Jackson once spotted at kmart?
Of course he is innocent, would these faces lie to you?
On a scale of one to ten...

Friends (alternative prom)


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The infamous Phil

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The always entertaining Jessica.

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The graceful Lydia.

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"Stop Taking Pictures!"

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The always tactful Whitney.

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(Jessamyn's voice) Its cute, Its cute.

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"What you talkin' about?"

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"Hey? What is that over there?"

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Foxy lady keeping it real.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

For Ryan and others


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Mr. Quinoa.


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A big Mr. Quinoa and his owner.


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Mr. Quinoa dominating Connor.


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A giraffe with its head on backwards.


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A man at toepher.


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Girls sleeping in my basement.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Um, this is to let people know I am home

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I like this pic

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Boxers or Briefs is but one question.

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I think I am going to make a chart of all my friends, and their positions.

The City of Jefferson

So at the banquet dinner my city kind of decided everyone's future in the next 20 or 30 years.
Austin- Our lives will be a TV special and I am the narrator who cannot stop touching his hair.
Cory - Begins the world's newest world religion "The virgin's of Zeus" and is the leader of the new faith.
Sam- Becomes a preacher but then gives up when (something about Abby (his girlfriend) happens)
Tyler - Begins WWIII while trying to advance his own political career but redeems himself by creating peace in the Middle East after the war ends.
Alex - I forget, something about GA
Zach - In an ironic turn of events he becomes the head of the INS and rounds up not only all illegal immigrants in our nation but goes into mexico and gets all the mexicans who were going to come over.
Aaron- (we had 2) Sits in his parents basement and is recognized as the most uninfluential person in the world or... in an ironic change of events becomes Zach's greatest opposition by creating an underground railroad for illegal immigrants and the number 1 protestor of INS all while living in his parents basement.
Casey - I forgot Casey's, I think he became the leader of the Klu Klux Klan or something.
Doug - Doug becomes the first man to help host The View and then begins his own show called Dr. Doug.
Jerrett - Owns his own golf course and spends all of his time chasing kids off of his golf carts. (Ironic)
Matt - Something like he becomes the world's tallest basketball player and the coolest but never scores any points?
Grant - Becomes the CEO of every company in the United States or something and ends up ruling the world.
Mike - Becomes the next Will Farrell (even though he looks just like Jack Black) and becomes the one of the top comedians ever. ( props to him because he has seen Anchorman 42 or 44 times, not exaggerating)
Devon- Not quite sure how he got this one but he becomes a Manager at Wendys, and I believe that is it.
Dan- He becomes top general and rocks at every military position there is before finally beomcoming president, winning, but then not running for a second term, and helps Grant run the world.
Colin - I believe he becomes the moocher and begs for money from each of us.
Jeremy - Becomes the mayor of a 100 person city.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I lied, I am posting

Colin: (Holding a cell phone) Can anyone recognize this?
Doug: Its a cell phone!

Casey (African American): Let's play black jack.
Doug: Is there a white jack?

Random kid: I move to not let him speak.

(Grant is Asian and speaks Mandrian, Cantonese, Japenese, (english obviously), and is learning spanish. He studied piano in Russia and is a freaking genius.)
Sam: Where is Grant?
Me: Remember he is being a ninja and hiding in with the walls.

Colin: What is all of that white stuff on the table?
Me: Meth, I started a a lab in my room.
Cory: You have been here less than 2 days and have already opened a Meth lab?
Me: Yeah, the constitionalists and basketball kids our my biggest buyers but I can hook you guys up with some better deals.

(African American canidate makes a really bad speech.)
Casey: I apologize on behalf of my race because he does not represent me or my brothers.

Me: (Talking to Sam's girl friend on the phone.) Sam tells me you are Jamican.
Abby: What?
Me: Are you Jamaican?
Abby: No
Me: Because you JAMAICAN me crazy!

Erin: I think we should make a bill saying no more Mexicans are allowed in.
Zach (Mexican): Hey?
Erin: Sorry dude, it needs to be done.

Enoch (African American who is campaigning): This is a black and white issue.
Kenan: What are you implying?

Me: I nominate Grant to be our city assassian.

Doug: Do your pancakes taste like donuts.

My Pary platfrom (the highlights):
Enhancement of Midget Culture.
Coast control- (put laser's on the top of llama's heads and floaties around their necks and have them swim to coasts.)
Protect Mexican border- build a moat of gasoline and encourage them to come on over then light it on fire.
State Animal- the state animal shall be the norwall whale.
Forgot all the rest

Note: Our state's governor is Mengaili (sp) prounced "Man-Jelly". He is an annoying constitutionalist.

Short story: So (being elected Health Officer as one of my many jobs) was sitting in a guys room with most of my Town (team) when we have a kid run in and say he pissed off some guys with his laser pointer. (we are staying in a a college dorm) They kept running in and out because aparently a drunk guy was walking around outside and they kept shinning a laser pointer at him. Well I went to go investigate, and I am mnot going to lie it was pretty dang funny. He walked up to the window and we all hid, and then he walked away and we shinned it again. He than began to challenge us to come outside and take him. Well about this time I had gone back into another room and when I go back to check my room (they were shinning the laser pointer our of my room) they were all running out of the room saying the guy was trying to get in. Which wasn't to big of a deal except he wsa drunk and had 300 more pounds of muscle than eye. Well we go back in and check after he leaves, and what else should happen but he urniates through the window into my room and creates a pool of piss on my windowsill. Of course being the good Health Officer I am, I clean it up. College is going to be hilarious is all I have to say.

May I just say that these are the dirtiest old men I have ever been around.

More to come, I am tired.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Colors

Don't mind mind me,
I am testing Differnt Colors
for my blog
because I need somemore color
How about this one?
Or this one,
I think a red might look cool
Definately not

I think I have choosen this one, I like it with the green. Don't tell me if it bothers you, because I am trying to be more like Chloe, I DON'T CARE! (Actually I do care, but whatever)