Bowling with friends, Contrary to popular belief, they are not on drugs.

First Game I Ever Beat

I HAVE FINALLY BEAT THE GAME! YAY! Now i have more type for homework, boo. Oh well, I feel accomplished.

Jessica's Hilarious Face

America on Hormones

(Driving Sarah home after Cafe de France con church personas after 30 hr famine)
(Following the song Sunrise by Norah Jones, a sort of mello feel good song)
DJ on radio: You know, every time I hear about a select-a-song weekend, I just can't stop thinking about sex.
(As you can imagine, we gave eachother wierd looks to make sure we were imagining it, and then broke out it laughter for a while.)

The Run-Down

The Run Down on my day
1. Got yelled at for not picking up stuff at 5:40 am.
2. Dragged myself to first SOAR where I studied for a math test.
3. Listen to Mr. Woody ramble, always fun.
4. Preformed my scene for Romeo and Juliet and then answer questions from freshmen and upperclassmen who have nothing better to do with their lives than sit in the auditorum and hit on actors.
5. Take math test which I thought went well.
5.5. Eat Lunch
5.75. Continue Math test
5.8. Skip the first 20 minutes of theatre and continue math test.
5.9. Finish math test. Which I think I might have gotten a low A high B.
6. Take verbal abuse from Chloe and Jessica
7. Think up what I am doing for my movie in theatre.
8. Leave Parking lot
8.5 Get hit by car on way out of parking lot.
9-13. Wait as person writes up information for me.
14. Waste my life on computer.

Good Ole AP English

Ms. Chumley: What questions do you have about "As I Lay Dying"?
Brandon: Yeah, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

The world on laughing gas

Brittany(sp?): Yeah my english teacher is pregnant but she made me angry so I chewed her out.
Logan: You should have made fun of her baby. "Who's the father? Darth Maul?"

(I can't belive that I have never posted this)
(Walking up and down 16th mall at night with Chole,Jessica,Amy and other people.)
Amy:Austin you don't have to walk back with me.
Me: Yeah I do.
Amy: Why do you think I am going to get raped?
Me: Well you are the most likely canidate seeing as how you're the smallest. It is not like they will rape Chole.
Jessica: That's nice Austin, is Chole too ugly to rape?
Me: No, too sarcastic.
Chole: Yeah if anyone tried to rape me I would probably say something like "What do you think you are going to do to me with THAT?" (condescending tone as if you imply smallness.)

What happens when you put theatre kids in a room for an 1 1/2 hour. MADNESS.

We don't need your hapiness
-Chloe

(Acting Emo because I was having a good day, so they have to be my foil characters)
Jessica: I am sad.
Chloe: My sadness is sadder than your sadness.
J: I am going to create a sadness sadder than your sadness.
C: My sadness is so deep dark horrible (she mubles on never really saying anything)

Chloe: Emo kids don't match
Jessica: We're so Emo we don't even conform to Emo.

(Jack Hammer outside)
Okay it is frickin Iraq outside!
-Monica

Monica, take your hair back.
-Collin gives her a piece of hair he found on his seat.

Silence of the idiots

I have decided that teenage girls who go to see Phatom of the Opera to sing along with it, should all be shot. Now I know this sounds harsh and cruel, but really, isn't it necessary when you have a random girl who cannot sing but thinks she can, sing through half of the songs annoying you and destroying a wonderful work of art, merely because her raging hormones control her mind so that she is incapable of not singing along with Angel of Music. But the gentle annihilation of all idiot girls at movie theatres would better everyone's life. First there is the instant gratification of silence, then later in life when they are older with children they would be kind enough to either stay at home or get a babysitter, and then the stupid jocks who marry them would either have to get smart and realize that stupid girls who sing along with movies are not worth marrying, or simply not get married then they would not reproduce saving the world a lot of time and effort with stupid people who file lawsuits against girls who make them cookies (see jessica's blog). That is my rant, and I believe that congress should take it under careful consideration.

I am on a roll!

(watching X-Men 2 at Jessica's house, at the part where Bobby tells his parents about being a mutant)
Bobby's mom on TV: Have you ever tried... not being a mutant?
Jessica: (gasp) She's racist against Mormons!

Because people say i don't update enough

Talking about food at AMC
Austin:...and people will ask you "Are you crazy!?"
Sarah: yes, yes I am crazy. (a moment later) Crazy about Arbys.

For the sake of those people who check this everyday and wait for me to post.

I am not mad, I am just pissed off!-Jessa

Sara Groves is amazing

You will lose your baby teeth.
At times, you'll lose your faith in me.
You will lose a lot of things,
But you cannot lose my love.

You may lose your appetite,
Your guiding sense of wrong and right.
You may lose your will to fight,
But you cannot lose my love.

You will lose your confidence.
In times of trial, your common sense.
You may lose your innocence,
But you cannot lose my love.

Many things can be misplaced;
Your very memories be erased.
No matter what the time or space,
You cannot lose my love.
You cannot lose,
You cannot lose,
You cannot lose my love.

I wish I could live this song

I am long on staying
I am slow to leave
Especially when it comes to you my friend
You have taught me slow down
And to prop up my feet
It's the fine art of being who I am

And I can't figure out
Why you want me around
I'm not the smartest person I have ever met
But somehow that doesn't matter
No it never really mattered to you at all

And at the risk of wearing out my welcome
At the risk of self-discovery
I'll take every moment
And every minute that you'll give me

And I can think of time when families all lived together
Four generations in one house
And the table was full of good food
And friends and neighbors
That's not how we like it now

Cause if you sit at home you're a loser
Couldn't you find anything better to do
Well no I couldn't think of one thing
I would rather waste my time on than sitting here with you

And at the risk of wearing out my welcome
At the risk of self-discovery
I'll take every moment
And every minute that you'll give me

And I wish all the people I love the most
Could gather in one place
And know each other and love each other well

And I wish we could all go camping
And lay beneath the stars
And have nothing to do and stories to tell
We'd sit around the campfire
And we'd make each other laugh remembering when
You're the first one I'm inviting
Always know that you're my friend

And at the risk of wearing out my welcome
At the risk of self-discovery
I'll take every moment
And every minute that you'll give me
Every moment and every minute that you'll give me
Every moment and every minute that you'll give me
Every minute